1.有趣的英语诗歌爱爱爱！！！ Love can build a Bridge Between your heart and mine How do I know what do you think I just want to let you know that my heart was hurt badly by you I didn't know how to face to you You will be more happieness than together with me. I want to tell you: I'm sorry! I love you! I know you don't know I love you But please let me love you. 2.现代诗中最有趣的诗面朝大海，春暖花开----海子从明天起，做一个幸福的人From tomorrow on,I will a happy person喂马，劈柴，周游世界Grooming,chopping,and traveling all over the world从明天起，关心粮食和蔬菜From tomorrow on,I will care foodstuff and vegetables我有一所房子，面朝大海，春暖花开I have a house,towards the sea,with spring flowers blossoming从明天起，和每一个亲人通信From tomorrow on,I will write to each of my dear ones告诉他们我的幸福Telling them of my happiness那幸福的闪电告诉我的What the lightening of blessedness has told me我将告诉每一个人I will spread it to each of them给每一条河每一座山取一个温暖的名字And give a warm name for every river and every mountain陌生人，我也为你祝福Strangers,I will also give you my well-wishing愿你有一个灿烂的前程May you have a brilliant future愿你有情人终成眷属May you lovers eventually become spouse愿你在尘世获得幸福May you enjoy happiness in this earthly world我只愿面朝大海，春暖花开I only wish to face the sea,with spring flowers blossoming。 3.有趣的英语诗歌面朝大海，春暖花开 ----海子 从明天起，做一个幸福的人 From tomorrow on,I will a happy person 喂马，劈柴，周游世界 Grooming,chopping,and traveling all over the world 从明天起，关心粮食和蔬菜 From tomorrow on,I will care foodstuff and vegetables 我有一所房子，面朝大海，春暖花开 I have a house,towards the sea,with spring flowers blossoming 从明天起，和每一个亲人通信 From tomorrow on,I will write to each of my dear ones 告诉他们我的幸福 Telling them of my happiness 那幸福的闪电告诉我的 What the lightening of blessedness has told me 我将告诉每一个人 I will spread it to each of them 给每一条河每一座山取一个温暖的名字 And give a warm name for every river and every mountain 陌生人，我也为你祝福 Strangers,I will also give you my well-wishing 愿你有一个灿烂的前程 May you have a brilliant future 愿你有情人终成眷属 May you lovers eventually become spouse 愿你在尘世获得幸福 May you enjoy happiness in this earthly world 我只愿面朝大海，春暖花开 I only wish to face the sea,with spring flowers blossoming 4.谁有搞笑的英语文章One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living.The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree.The city man said to the farmer, "I see that your pig likes apples, but isn't that quite a waste of time?"The farmer replied, "What's time to a pig？" 一天，有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村，在乡间路上开着车，想看看农庄是什么样子，也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子。 这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地上，手中抱着一头猪，并把它举得高高的，好让它能够吃到树上的苹果。城里人对农夫说，"我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果的，但是，这不是很浪费时间吗？"那位农夫回答说，"时间对猪有什么意义？" One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin. Girl: Father, I have sinned. Preacher: What did you do, little girl? Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a son of a Bitch. Preacher: Why? What did he do to you? Girl: He touched my breast. Preacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.) Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes. Preacher: That's no reason to call him that. Girl: But he also took off my cloth. Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.) Girl: Yes, that's what he did. Preacher: That's still no reason to call him that. Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what。 Preacher: (evil laugh。) You mean like this? (And you-know-what) Girl: (After a few minutes。 ) Ugh。 Yeah, that's what he did。 Preacher: My dear girl, that's still no reason to call him a。 Girl: But he had AIDS!! Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!! Where is the father? Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings. "Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!" "Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?" The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures." 父亲在哪儿？ 兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。 “看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀！” “是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢？” 哥哥想了会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。” The poor husband "You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong. 可怜的丈夫 “你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难，”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说，“她问我一个问题，然后自己回答了，过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的。” Does the dog know the proverb, too? The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog. "It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?" "Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too？" 狗也知道这个谚语吗？ 一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。 “没有关系，”一位先生说，“不用害怕，你知道这条谚语吗：‘吠狗不咬人。’” “啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道吗？”参考资料：?si=3。 5.平安夜怎么过有趣的诗歌浪漫的晚餐 - 亲手为TA带上有意义的手链/项链，吃上一份美味的浪漫晚餐，带上她电影院看上一部爱情电影。2。 一起去购物 - 圣诞节要想让她觉得浪漫不如干一些她喜欢的事，购物血拼绝对是女生最感兴趣的事了，如果你所在的地方，有圣诞节购物狂欢季那就再好不过了。 3。 一起去滑雪 - 平安夜很多年轻人喜欢去比较热闹的场合，特来小编推荐滑雪，和自己心爱的人或是亲近的朋友一起去滑雪，也可以欣赏一下附近美丽耀眼的景象，是特来小编强力推荐的项目。4。 圣诞PARTY - 很多地方都会举行各种各样的圣诞派对，你是一个人或有伙伴都可以去这种地方解解压力，欢乐的气氛会带动你的心情，忘掉所有烦恼，享受自由的灵魂。 平安夜平安夜，圣善夜！万暗中，光华射，照着圣母也照着圣婴，多少慈祥也多少天真，静享天赐安眠，静享天赐安眠。 平安夜，圣善夜！牧羊人，在旷野，忽然看见了天上光华，听见天军唱哈利路亚，救主今夜降生，救主今夜降生！平安夜，圣善夜！神子爱，光皎洁，救赎宏恩的黎明来到，圣容发出来荣光普照，耶稣我主降生，耶稣我主降生。 6.以一篇《一件有趣的事》为题写一篇英语诗歌This morning I had a funny look into the matter.A dog in the ice dancing "ballet." The dog dancing on the ice to slide to slide,and accidentally hit the slide.Open limbs,good or funny.May be unexpected happened,it carefully stood up!iForelegs,but a slip back a Gouchi Shi.Ridiculous,its a very funny！今天早上我有一个好笑的调查此事.一只狗在冰上舞蹈《芭蕾.”那只狗舞蹈在冰上滑滑，偶打滑梯.开放的肢体，好或有趣.可能是意想不到的事情发生了，仔细地站起来了！前腿，而是一个滑回Gouchi舰只.荒谬的，这是一个非常有趣。 7.有哪些有趣的中文菜名,解释一下比如说蚂蚁上树穿过你的黑发我的手 （材料：海带炖猪蹄） 母子相会 （黄豆炒豆芽） 雪山飞狐 （虾片上面放着炸过的小虾） 走在乡间的小路上 （猪蹄上面放了香菜） 一国两制 （煮过的花生和炸过的花生放到一起） 火山下大雪 （西红柿撒上白糖） 波黑战争 （波菜炒黑木耳） 悄悄话 （猪舌头炒猪耳朵） 绝代双娇 （青辣椒炒红辣椒） 心痛的感觉 （一杯白开水要价50元） 乱棍打死猪八戒 （豆芽炒猪头肉） 火辣辣的吻 （辣椒炒猪头肉） 小二黑结婚 （2个黑溜溜的皮蛋） 黑熊耍棍 （黑木耳炒豆芽）。 |